I'm Frankfull For You
GOURMET CARNIVAL FOOD
FULL-BLOOD TEXAS WAGYU · 100% SEED OIL FREE · ALL TEXAS VENDORS
THE FRANKS
THE KLASSIC
Full-blood Texas Wagyu frank. Plain bun. Pure and simple.
$10
Frank puns
Full-blood Texas Wagyu frank, melted American cheese, house-charred jalapenos, jalapeno-cheddar bun.
$12
THE SIDES
TALLOW FRIES
Hand-cut fries fried in 100% Texas beef tallow. No seed oils. Ever. Served with chipotle peppered ketchup.
$5
TALLOW CHILI CHEESE FRIES
Tallow-fried fries smothered in Texas Wagyu chili and melted cheese. Seed oil free.
$8
THE BOWLS
WAGYU CHILI BOWL
House-made full-blood Texas Wagyu beef chili. Slow-cooked. Never from a can.
$9
WAGYU CHILI BOWL + FREE TOES
Texas Wagyu chili topped with our house-made Free Toes corn chips. A Hill Country original.
(Note: branded as "Free Toes™" — this is our house name for our corn chips, cannot use the Fritos trademark)
$11
THE SWEET
TALLOW FUNNEL CAKE
Classic carnival funnel cake fried in 100% Texas beef tallow. Crispy, light, powdered sugar. No seed oils — just the real thing, the way the fair forgot to make it.
$7
* Full-blood Texas Wagyu beef. Every ingredient sourced from Texas vendors. 100% seed oil free. That's our promise.
FULL MENU
(CC price / Cash price - cash is 4%)
THE FRANKS
Quite Frankly
Wagyu frank, plain bun. +$2 jalapeno-cheddar bun upgrade.
Ketchup/mustard available. Hold bun = GF, no charge/discount.
The Frank-N-Fire
Wagyu frank, American cheese, charred jalapenos, jalapeno-cheddar bun.
Hold bun = no charge/discount.
Frank the Tank
Wagyu frank, jalapeno-cheddar bun, Wagyu chili, melted cheese. Hold bun
= no charge/discount.
THE BURGER
Frankly Smashed
Single Wagyu smash patty, American cheese, toasted bun. +$4 double
patty. +$2 bacon. Hold bun = no charge/discount.
THE SIDES
Frank's Tallow Fries
Hand-cut fries in Texas beef tallow. Zero seed oils.
Frankenstein Fries
Tallow fries, Wagyu chili, melted cheese.
THE BOWLS
Frank-ly Speaking
House-made Wagyu chili. Slow-cooked. Never from a can.
The Frankfullness Bowl
Wagyu chili + house-made Free Toes organic masa corn chips.
THE FREE TOES
Free Toes Bag
House-made organic masa corn chips, snack bag.
Free Toes Pie
Free Toes chips smothered in Wagyu chili + cheese. Add-ons:
jalapenos, sour cream, diced onions.
THE SWEET
Frankly My Dear
Tallow funnel cake, powdered sugar, caramel drizzle, Texas peach
preserves, strawberries, whipped cream.
Going bunless? We won't hold it against you." - Hold bun on any
item, no charge, no discount.
Let's be frank - this menu hits different." / "Frankly
speaking, best franks in Texas.
Full-blood Texas Wagyu. All Texas vendors. 100% seed oil free. Cooked in Texas beef tallow.